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Congratulations to Kevin at Exurban League for not only surviving the extremely challenging 2010 Superstition Mountain Mystery 3 Gun Match, but finishing 19th in the Tactical Iron division. SinistralRifleman has posted a comprehensive video of the stages that you may find interesting.

3Gun Stuff has also posted video of Sunday’s 3-Gun Nation Shootoff.

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Whew!  There’s a slew of shooting events in Arizona this weekend.  I’d need a few clones to make it to all of them.  The ‘plan’ included a road trip to the Big Sandy Shoot outside of Wikieup, AZ.  The Big Sandy Shoot is the biggest machine-gun event in the United States.  Spanning three days, the shoot includes flying targets, tracer rounds, pyrotechnics, and lots of automatic fire.  You can check out the night shooting on YouTube.  R. Lee Ermey featured the Big Sandy Shoot in his Lock ‘N Load television show on The History Channel last week.  Unfortunately, a babysitter couldn’t be found for the puppies, so I’ll have to catch the shoot another time.

Another big event this weekend is the Arizona Game & Fish Department’s Outdoor Expo at Ben Avery Shooting Facility.  The Outdoor Expo is designed to introduce people, young and old, to the numerous outdoor activities we have available in Arizona.  Mz. VRWC was introduced to the various competitive shooting disciplines at this event last year.  She’s been hooked on shooting ever since.

The Dillon Aero demonstration at the 2009 Expo

Arizona’s Game & Fish Department is operated on a “user pay, user benefit” business model and receives no Arizona tax dollars (no tax dollars are used in conducting the Expo either).  AZ Game & Fish is a Government agency that’s awesome to deal with and views the public as current and future customers.

This huge event includes archery, a catch-and-release fishing tank, ATV and offroad vehicles, birds of prey, hunting field courses and education, as well

Cowboy Action Shooting Bay

as a full range of shooting disciplines that visitors can try for essentially the cost of ammo.  You can try your hand at shooting sports such as, the .22 Schoolastic Steel Challenge, rimfire steel, Blackpowder, Cowboy & Cowgirl Action Shooting,  youth .22 and airgun competition, practical pistol, silhouette, and you can try Glock, Ruger, and Smith & Wesson guns too.  I’m sure I’ll spend way too much time there on Sunday.

The other big shooting event this weekend is the Superstition Mountain Mystery 3-Gun match Rio Solado Sportsman’s Club.  This is a huge match with incredibly challenging stages.  Exurban Kevin is working and shooting the match.  You can check out his posts about it here and here, but the photo he posted here on Twitter really tells the story of how challenging stage nine of eleven is.  Cowboy Blob, another gun slinging blogger, was also spotted among the competitors.

If you can’t make it to the three gun match, you’ll be able to watch part of it on Versus, since they were filming the match for their new series, 3 Gun Nation.

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Here’s a juicy post-Health Insurance Company Jackpot bill law (aka Health Care Reform) quote:

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. – P.J. O’Rourke

Judging by the pants-wetting fear expressed today, these legislators forgot to pay protection money to the Chicago “friends” they were sucking up to.

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Here’s a great quote of the day, after the House passed “Health Care Reform (sic)”:

If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you will create a despotic government to be your master. The wise despot, therefore, maintains among his subjects a popular sense that they are helpless and ineffectual.  — Frank Herbert

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I found a list of crazy Arizona laws today.  As I tried to verify the existence of these mythical laws, I came across numerous laws that I had been blissfully ignorant about. As a public service to my visitors, I’ll pass along these pearls of legislation, so you don’t end up in jail like Mongo.

Dueling
Dueling in Arizona is an absolute no-no. You might think it was already illegal to have a duel in the street, but Arizona Revised Statute (ARS) 26-114 makes it a crime to promote a duel, be concerned in, connive to have, or even have knowledge of the pending gunfight without notifying “the proper authority”.  A violation of this law is punished as determined by court martial.

Tripping Horses
If you come to visit Arizona, make sure you don’t trip a horse, pony, mule, donkey or hinny. If you do, you could be facing a class 1 misdemeanor under ARS 13-2910-09.

Slaughtering Horses for Food
Arizona’s gastronomical diversity apparently has a wide range. ARS 3-2122 makes it illegal to slaughter horses for public consumption without first obtaining a license. This law also requires that the contact information and purchase data for each buyer of Trigger meat is retained for at least one year.

Gathering Cattle for Tournament or Contest
ARS 3-1301 makes it a Class 2 misdemeanor to use other people’s cattle for amusement or contest, if it’s done without their written permission. How’s a suburbanite going win a state fair ribbon if he can’t appropriate someone’s limosin?  Organized cow tipping is probably out of the question.

Toy Guns
ARS 13-3109 makes it a class 6 felony to give a child a toy pistol, if that toy pistol might discharge “dangerous and explosive substances”. This could probably be twisted to cover cap guns (explosive), Nerf guns, and spud guns. After all, you could put an eye out with that thing.

I’ll post more of these laws as I come across them.  If you hear about someone being arrested for giving a kid a toy gun and having duel with him or her, while eating a horse burger and riding a stolen prize winning Brahma bull, it wasn’t me.  Mongo did it.

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