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Bimbo’s in East Tennessee

I’ve heard some carping about the presence of Bimbo’s in East Tennessee during the LuckyGunner.com blog shoot. As a service to our readers, I thought I should set the record straight about Bimbo’s in East Tennessee.

Yes, it’s true, I saw Bimbo’s in Tennessee.

I have to confess, I entered Bimbo’s while I was there and it was a blindingly explosive and satisfying experience.  The variety was pretty good, something for just about anyone.

The breasts were hot, firm, and juicy, but a bit too big for a guy my size.  What can I say, it was late at night, I had consumed a frosty beverage and I had an uncontrollable urge that needed to be satisfied.
 

Bimbo's Fireworks, Gas Station, and Travel Center

Bimbo's Fireworks, Gas Station, and Travel Center

I wanted some fireworks and there was no way I was going to travel to the South without getting some properly fried chicken. The Bimbo’s chicken dinner was just what I needed for a late night snack.

Now this issue can finally be put to rest.

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6 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Mad Saint Jack // Jun 6, 2011 at 7:02 am

    hook… line… sinker…

  • 2 Chris // Jun 6, 2011 at 8:29 am

    Was it wrong of me to chuckle a bit when I saw the pregnant cashier behind the counter sans wedding ring?

  • 3 Capitalist Pig // Jun 6, 2011 at 8:58 am

    Not wrong at all, Chris. The place provided a great deal of amusement.

    Mad Saint Jack, fair warning, I’ll probably share the Udder Story soon.

  • 4 MJM // Jun 6, 2011 at 10:10 am

    You got me! What a great post!

  • 5 Beaumont // Jun 6, 2011 at 5:11 pm

    The ladies at Bimbo’s said they would UPS you some more chicken if you wanted.

  • 6 Capitalist Pig // Jun 6, 2011 at 6:06 pm

    Beaumont,
    Please let those ladies know that I really appreciate the offer. They were quite kind and patient when I was there.