Great Satan, Inc.

We’ll be joining the entire crew of Phoenix talk radio station KFYI 550 for live coverage of election results at the Montelucia Resort’s new CENTRO Lounge in Paradise Valley, Arizona.   You can find us among the guest panel of political bloggers KFYI has invited to join in the coverage.  The political bloggers include:

The lovely and talented Page from Religion Press

The lovely and talented Suzanne Sharer from Conservative Patriot Revolution, Twitter: @blondeandsmart

From a secret bunker, the lovely and talented Vox (Bridget), Twitter: @VoxAZ

The lovely and talented Katie Wick of Katie Wick’s Conservative Cut, Twitter: @KatieWickUSA

Exurban Kevin and Exurban Doug from Exurban League.com, Kevin’s Twitter: @ExurbanKevin

Conservative political analyst Thomas Purcell, Twitter: @LotusTom

As well as Jacqueline and I from Great Satan, Inc and Team Gun Blogger Twitter: @GreatSatanInc

KFYI will feature our live blogging on the air, as well as a live stream on their website, and spreading the love via the KFYI Twitter page and hashtag #KFYI2012.  You can also listen live through the I HeartRadio network.

Mike Broomhead and Andrew will begin broadcasting live at 4:00 PM (6:00 PM EST).  You may have heard Mike filling in for Glen Beck on Beck’s radio show.  There will be surprises and guests, including Rep. John Shadegg and Democratic political consultant Mario Diaz.  KFYI morning personalities Jim Sharpe and John McJunkin will join in, as well as the rest of KFYI’s crew.  Join us for insightful, and possibly inciteful, commentary, political humor, and straightforward political analysis throughout the night.

Listen in!

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Comedy troupe extraordinaire, The Whitest Kids U’ Know, brings you the most honest campaign ad you’ll never see.

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Here’s a juicy post-Health Insurance Company Jackpot bill law (aka Health Care Reform) quote:

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. – P.J. O’Rourke

Judging by the pants-wetting fear expressed today, these legislators forgot to pay protection money to the Chicago “friends” they were sucking up to.

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The 2008 Republican Party Platform was recently revised for 2009, and we present it to you in its entirety:

National Security   _______________________

Government Reform  _____________________

Economy  _____________________________

Energy  _______________________________

Environment  __________________________

Health Care  ___________________________

Education  ____________________________

Crime  _______________________________

Values  ______________________________

These positions could also be summarized as – Tacit approval of anything President Obama wants done…

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President Obama landed in Saudia Arabia yesterday to kick off his Rock the Casbah Middle East Tour 2009. His first show of the tour happened at Saudi King Abdullah’s ranch in al-Janadriya, just outside Riyadh. King Abdullah, in an act of stately hospitality and generousity, gave President Obama the ultimate bling, the King Abdul Aziz Order of Merit. During the presentation, you could hear the distant wailing of a mad Brit Prime Minister trying to get a US coded DVD to play at 10 Downing Street.

Obama Gets His Bling - Image courtesy of AFP, I owe you escargot next time I see you.

President Obama and King Abdullah - Image courtesy of AFP, thanks guys!

The whole scene reminded me of a music skit from the Comedy Central show, Mind of Mencia. Something about rich Arabs and heavy gold rope chains rang a bell. How about that! The video just happens to be right here. Don’t watch it if you are easily offended, hate rap music spoofs, hate cultural insensitivity, don’t like midgets, or are a member of Greenpeace.

Who says we impose our values on other countries?

In a demonstration of Republican party responsiveness to Meghan McCain‘s expert political advice, even before she became a Republican, former President George Bush got his bling on in Riyadh back in 2008.

President Bush gets his bling on - Photo courtesy of AP

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