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Does Anyone in PA Want to Win a Gun?

Does anyone in Pennsylvania want to win a nice gun? If so, get yourself to the Bucks County Friends of NRA Dinner this Thursday evening, September 15th at 5:30 PM. You can win a gun in a raffle, like we have, or win a unique collector firearm at the auction, while enjoying a tasty dinner with people that you’d like to hang out with. Doors open for raffles, games & silent auction at 5:30pm. Dinner will be served at 7:15 PM, at Spring Mill Manor in Ivyland, PA.

While online ticket sales have ended, you can still email Christie Caywood through bucksnratickets@pagunrights.com to get tickets to the best investment in the shooting sports you could ever make. The tickets are only $40 per person and half of all net proceeds go to fund projects within the state on youth firearm safety and education programs, hunter education, range development and improvement, women’s training seminars, and wildlife conservation efforts. The other half is used to fund similar projects with a national scope.

Enjoy a great meal, meet people who share your interests, and maybe even walk away with a new gun, what more could you want?

NRA Toast

You want more? Well then, I’m glad you asked! You could also win a pro-gun toaster. No really, you can win an NRA toaster that makes divine, pro second amendment BLTs. Everyone loves this unique and rare item!

If you are on the East Coast, what are you waiting for? Get yourself to this Friends on NRA dinner and support the future of the shooting sports by emailing Ms. Caywood, right now!

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Another Shot at the NRA Toaster

Friends of NRA ToasterI’m very excited to be attending another Friends of NRA event tonight, this one sponsored by the Central Arizona chapter.  Am I hoping to win another fine firearm like the one we won last year at this same event?  Not this time.

I WANT THE TOASTER.

It’s not just a toaster.  It not only creates a perfectly golden and crispy treat, it also brands the NRA logo on to each slice.  The toaster was part of the live auction at the last Friends of NRA dinner we attended earlier this year, but because it was part of a special, larger auction (the high bidder of the toaster also won a chance at a DPMS AR-15), the toaster commanded a hefty sum.  The final bid was $375.00.  For a toaster. Ouch.

I’ve got my fingers crossed that the toaster makes another appearance tonight, this time without any other offers that will drive the price beyond my reach.  Wish me luck!

 

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